Me walking back from ocf dinner...
The following were all on texts:
Me: The moon abit distorted dy today...
Friend: Distorted ar? Meaning what? Wah, you out ar? At this time?
Me: Ya, pattohing wif my shadow...after ocf. Low batt,laters!
Friend: Oh my gosh! I wana die laughing dee! You want to kill me ar?! Hahaha! :P
She's funnier than my apparently 'funny' joke which wasn't even an attempt to be a joke. Me thinks she's the one who's trying to kill me more..
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
BP making name for its chic wing?
Today's (dated Sunday May 11, 2008) thestar online has an article "Succulent chicken wings", talking about a few places famous for finger-lickin-good chicken wings. And somewhere in the middle...
Down South at the Riverside Glutton Square in Batu Pahat, the barbecued chicken wings is much talked about and said to be very popular for its intense flavour. (Begum, 2008)
Down South at the Riverside Glutton Square in Batu Pahat, the barbecued chicken wings is much talked about and said to be very popular for its intense flavour. (Begum, 2008)
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Wow... I didn't quite realise that glorious fact...lol~
Saturday, May 10, 2008
What blatancy!
I just realised, I would have become a multi-millionaire if all the below are true...lol
Attn: Sir/Madam, CONGRATULATIONS: YOU WON £850,000.00 We are pleased to inform you of the result of UK Multinational Lottery Inter. which was held on the 5th May, 2008. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket number: 834509819, with Prize Number: 237359446 drew a prize of £850,000.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS). This lucky draw came first in the 2nd Category of the Sweepstake. You will receive the sum of £850,000.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS) from our authorized bank. Because of some mix-up with sweepstake prizes, including the time limited placed on the payment of your prize: £850,000.00, we advice that you keep all information about this prize confidential until your funds have been transferred to you by our nominated bank which you will contact for the release of your prize. You must adhere to this instruction, strictly, to avoid any delay with the release of your funds to your person. This program has been abused severally in past, so we are doing our best to forestall further re-occurrence of false claims. This sweepstake was conducted under the watchful eyes of 8,000 spectators. Your e-mail address was selected and came out first by an e-ballot draw from over 450,000 e-mail addresses (Personal and Corporate e-mail addresses).
Attention: On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. JurgenKrugger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Jurge Krugger made you a beneficiary in his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars(USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely travelled man, he said he met you sometime in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good, I am not too sure again. Jurgen Krugger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers and a German property magnate. He was a very dedicated christian who loved togive out alms to the poor,hungry and needy. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time. Late Jurgen Krugger died on the 13th dayof December, 2004 at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution after 3 years and thorough investigations. According to him, this money is to support your humanitarian/medical activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible toenable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time. Note: You are advised to contact me with my personal email address below: Email: danamen77@yahoo.com.hk Phone: +44 70457 85393 +44 70457 85388 I await your prompt response and please keep this very discrete and to yourself until the transfer of the funds to you is finalised. Yours in Service, BARRISTER DANIEL AMENJOHNSON & LOWRY CHAMBERS PRINCIPAL PARTNERS
Good Day. Please Read.My name is Mr. Song Lile, I am the credit officer in Hang Seng Bank, HongKong. I have a business proposal in the tune of $19.5m to be transferred to anoffshore account with your assistance.After the successful transfer, we shallshare in ratio of 30% for you and 70% for me. Should you be interested, please respond to my letter immediately, so we can commence all arrangements and Iwill give you more information on the project and how we would handle it.Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality. You can contact me on my private email: (coxxlee@yahoo.com) and send me the following information for documentation purpose: Full names:private phone number:current residential address:Occupation:Age and Sex:
Kind Regards.Song Lile
Dear Winner, Your qualification number:023-0148-790-459 with Serial number 5368/05 draw the lucky number:29 We are pleased to notify you that your email addres emerged as a winner in our promotional lotto sweepstakes and as a result you have been granted the lump sum payout of (500.000.00G.B.P) which is equivalent to ($917,956.00 USD). Contact your claims officer below for your claims/winnings. FINANCIAL CONTROLLER:Mr. Peterson Irvin} Email:gamingdept8@yahoo.com.hk
_____________________________________________
In respect to claims, you are to forward the following details to enable him clear your file for immediate payment: _______________________________________ 1.Full Names________2 Address_________ 3 Age_________4 Sex___________ 5 Marital Status_____6 Occupation________ 7 Phone numbers_______8 Country_________ Sincerely, Mrs Eva Pedro Online Coordinator Free Lotto Sweepstakes
Biggest bullshit!! *geleng kepala*
Attn: Sir/Madam, CONGRATULATIONS: YOU WON £850,000.00 We are pleased to inform you of the result of UK Multinational Lottery Inter. which was held on the 5th May, 2008. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket number: 834509819, with Prize Number: 237359446 drew a prize of £850,000.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS). This lucky draw came first in the 2nd Category of the Sweepstake. You will receive the sum of £850,000.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS) from our authorized bank. Because of some mix-up with sweepstake prizes, including the time limited placed on the payment of your prize: £850,000.00, we advice that you keep all information about this prize confidential until your funds have been transferred to you by our nominated bank which you will contact for the release of your prize. You must adhere to this instruction, strictly, to avoid any delay with the release of your funds to your person. This program has been abused severally in past, so we are doing our best to forestall further re-occurrence of false claims. This sweepstake was conducted under the watchful eyes of 8,000 spectators. Your e-mail address was selected and came out first by an e-ballot draw from over 450,000 e-mail addresses (Personal and Corporate e-mail addresses).
Attention: On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. JurgenKrugger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Jurge Krugger made you a beneficiary in his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars(USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely travelled man, he said he met you sometime in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good, I am not too sure again. Jurgen Krugger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers and a German property magnate. He was a very dedicated christian who loved togive out alms to the poor,hungry and needy. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time. Late Jurgen Krugger died on the 13th dayof December, 2004 at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution after 3 years and thorough investigations. According to him, this money is to support your humanitarian/medical activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible toenable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time. Note: You are advised to contact me with my personal email address below: Email: danamen77@yahoo.com.hk Phone: +44 70457 85393 +44 70457 85388 I await your prompt response and please keep this very discrete and to yourself until the transfer of the funds to you is finalised. Yours in Service, BARRISTER DANIEL AMENJOHNSON & LOWRY CHAMBERS PRINCIPAL PARTNERS
Good Day. Please Read.My name is Mr. Song Lile, I am the credit officer in Hang Seng Bank, HongKong. I have a business proposal in the tune of $19.5m to be transferred to anoffshore account with your assistance.After the successful transfer, we shallshare in ratio of 30% for you and 70% for me. Should you be interested, please respond to my letter immediately, so we can commence all arrangements and Iwill give you more information on the project and how we would handle it.Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality. You can contact me on my private email: (coxxlee@yahoo.com) and send me the following information for documentation purpose: Full names:private phone number:current residential address:Occupation:Age and Sex:
Kind Regards.Song Lile
Dear Winner, Your qualification number:023-0148-790-459 with Serial number 5368/05 draw the lucky number:29 We are pleased to notify you that your email addres emerged as a winner in our promotional lotto sweepstakes and as a result you have been granted the lump sum payout of (500.000.00G.B.P) which is equivalent to ($917,956.00 USD). Contact your claims officer below for your claims/winnings. FINANCIAL CONTROLLER:Mr. Peterson Irvin} Email:gamingdept8@yahoo.com.hk
_____________________________________________
In respect to claims, you are to forward the following details to enable him clear your file for immediate payment: _______________________________________ 1.Full Names________2 Address_________ 3 Age_________4 Sex___________ 5 Marital Status_____6 Occupation________ 7 Phone numbers_______8 Country_________ Sincerely, Mrs Eva Pedro Online Coordinator Free Lotto Sweepstakes
Biggest bullshit!! *geleng kepala*
Friday, May 9, 2008
春夏秋冬冬冬冬
Cracking lips... numbness of the feet towards the running hot water from the showerhead..overwhelming contend from being able to snuggle in bed under the duvet...oh oh, and not forgetting the appearance of persimmons (柿子) on the selling shelves... these are signs of the approaching winter...brrrrrr
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
愚死了
Two embarassments in a day! As they say, 'good' things come in pairs...lol
Take 1:
Rushing to get my interim report printing & submission over and done with, i very stupidly pressed the start/shutdown button of the computer of the next person's. Waaaaa!! Can you imagine, the screen on the computer he was using went 'shutting down now'... Aaaa, what have i done?! Very ashamely, I apologised profusely. To my relief, he wasn't doing any proper work, just checking the internet. And he said it was ok...lol..Luckily!!
Take 2:
A friend asked to meet up for lunch, quite randomly and spontaneously. We went to this korean cafe, and i told him i'll pay for his meal. Just wanted to bless him coz he's been helping me alot with evangelism stuff. The horrifying moment came at payment time when i realised i didn't have enough in my spending account. I had previously used up quite abit, buying some stuff for graduating friends. Plus the lunch was unplanned, i didn't expect i would need more than my regular amount i put on my spending account. And the shop doesn't take credit card! Oh GG!! I barely even had enough for my own meal, but luckily just just enough la. In the end that friend had to pay himself...so siasueh. I checked later that day, my balance was $0.09..nyahahahahha
-____-
Take 1:
Rushing to get my interim report printing & submission over and done with, i very stupidly pressed the start/shutdown button of the computer of the next person's. Waaaaa!! Can you imagine, the screen on the computer he was using went 'shutting down now'... Aaaa, what have i done?! Very ashamely, I apologised profusely. To my relief, he wasn't doing any proper work, just checking the internet. And he said it was ok...lol..Luckily!!
Take 2:
A friend asked to meet up for lunch, quite randomly and spontaneously. We went to this korean cafe, and i told him i'll pay for his meal. Just wanted to bless him coz he's been helping me alot with evangelism stuff. The horrifying moment came at payment time when i realised i didn't have enough in my spending account. I had previously used up quite abit, buying some stuff for graduating friends. Plus the lunch was unplanned, i didn't expect i would need more than my regular amount i put on my spending account. And the shop doesn't take credit card! Oh GG!! I barely even had enough for my own meal, but luckily just just enough la. In the end that friend had to pay himself...so siasueh. I checked later that day, my balance was $0.09..nyahahahahha
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Saturday, May 3, 2008
Wow... messy mealtimes
Let me see...
Breakfast - 8am
1 slice of bread
1 piece of pancake
1 cup of kopi
Lunch - 11+pm
Yoghurt + special K cereal
Tea - 4pm
Homemade tuna sandwich
Dinner - 8.30pm
Yoghurt + muesli + special K
Gosh... what's wrong with me? Don't even have time to eat proper meals...not forgetting to mention breakfast yesterday was 1 slice of bread+half a glass of apple juice, lunch was 3biji sushi at 5.30pm, but a more proper dinner la (but just fish+egg, no rice) at 6.30pm...aiyayai! At this rate, i think i'm getting quite accustomed to not having rice for days!
Breakfast - 8am
1 slice of bread
1 piece of pancake
1 cup of kopi
Lunch - 11+pm
Yoghurt + special K cereal
Tea - 4pm
Homemade tuna sandwich
Dinner - 8.30pm
Yoghurt + muesli + special K
Gosh... what's wrong with me? Don't even have time to eat proper meals...not forgetting to mention breakfast yesterday was 1 slice of bread+half a glass of apple juice, lunch was 3biji sushi at 5.30pm, but a more proper dinner la (but just fish+egg, no rice) at 6.30pm...aiyayai! At this rate, i think i'm getting quite accustomed to not having rice for days!
Thursday, May 1, 2008
The (Over) Efficiency of NZ fire brigades
This was what happened sometime ago,(twice!!) in the middle of my deepest sleep. But this time(when the photo was taken), it's for another building nearby. Most of the time that the fire alarms go off, nothing or nothing big actually happened. But, I most definitely can assure you that everytime a sensor goes off, at least 4-5 trucks come charging, no kidding! And they always arrive within abt 10mins. Dun play play! So efficient that you get amused that they always get all worked out for nothing? Lol..so semangat la, i salute you NZ Fire Service!Fleeing from ground 0
Took a tumble down the stairs in the gym...lol... so mensiasuehkan. I must have missed the final step, and the next thing i know i have landed on my hands n knees..Lala sheng got up, made a quick check to see if there were any eye witness around me(luckily nobody behind me! lol) then limped as fast as I could, with my dented pride and a sore ankle away from ground 0... And that, was my most ineffective gym session ever!! Urgh, disgusted. But I didn't wanna leave just because of my twisted ankle, well obviously i can't jog dy lar.. but still can do some muscle flexing stuff rite... haha. And that's what i did... but still no sweat, not that fun... *Beware:could be the ego talking, just to save itself from more bruises*
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